Fully accurate scientific X-Ray of Ben’s Brain.
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Translation: Hey guys! Won’t be a very long post.
I was a bit reluctant to start writing this post, as I think my brain is actually on the verge of a full meltdown. Despite the fact I seem to be stringing words together pretty flawlessly… for now… anyhow, last Friday I noticed that my focus seemed to have degraded. While sitting in maths looking at the trigonometry work we’d been doing for weeks, I was blank. My brain pulled up a white flag and said:
“Maaan, I don’t want to do this any more, you’re on your own.”
Then he buggered off, leaving my body sitting there staring down mindlessly onto the maths problems. I feel cloudy in the head – which isn’t something you necessarily want. Especially since exams are quickly approaching, it all seems like a crude joke to suddenly lose all focus and concentration at this time… Perhaps my subconscious has a grudge.
But after attempting to analyse possible causes of this cloudiness. Which included blaming my friends for their chemically contaminated confectionery. Which they’d obviously given me throughout the week not as a sign of good will – but more a move of evil saboteur-like tomfoolery.
As it happens, it isn’t the lollies. (Dammit)
It is possibly a combination of these things:
- Sleep deprivation
- Dehydration
Hiding dead bodies
Hey there! I'm Ben, creator of this very website. I'm also crazy. =p
I would just like to point out that you only need to be 8% dehydrated for your body to begin shutting down…
14% and it’s over. You deaaaaad.