BGTN-S01 Episode 4
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On Today’s Show
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Kevin Rudd declares war on Toilet Paper,
And those terrorists are at it again this time in our gaming consoles.
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Now Kevin Rudd has declared war on toilet paper.
Which I find hard to believe considering the fact that he was handing out these in 2007 . . .
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But anyways. He’s not just picking on ordinary toilet paper,
He’s picking on Camouflage toilet paper,
And sudoku toilet paper,
He’s picking on dollar bill toilet paper,
And MP3 player toilet paper,
And cactus toilet paper,
And Cheese grater toilet paper . . .
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Kevin Rudd says that “Toilet paper uses too much of Australia’s Woodland, No More Toilet Paper!”
So he has launched a new “No Toilet Paper” Campaign.
Brendan Nelson reckons that Kevin has just opened the campaign so that he can watch everyone walk around funny.
But who knows.
Maybe it’s a cross for the toilet paper . . .
Don’t worry, the story above is NOT true. Phew!
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Those terrorists are at it again this time in our gaming consoles.
These gaming consoles are only some of the consoles that have been equipped with deadly weapons. Terrorists have planted gases and bombs in the controllers of some of those gaming consoles.
Now the first stage of the terrorist controllers is gases.
Flammable gases will spurt out of the controller, this is probably why you cannot see the television screen . . .
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I recommend that you get out quickly. Because the next stage is the bomb, it blows up the gases around you and causes a massive explosion . . .
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That’s all for today’s show!
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Ben.