Cheese Weekly 2009
OFFICIAL Script for Cheese Weekly:
Ben- “I’d like to welcome you to one of the most annoying school productions you’d ever come across. So, Hello and welcome to Cheese Weekly the show that’s more cheese and less biscuits!”
CHEESE WEEKLY TITLES
Ben- “Sit back and grind your teeth people because here’s what we have on today’s show . . . We have a music report, a journey into Japanese speeches, Will with wa weather, Trey and Hayden with sports, Hugh with a segment, Daniel with finance and 10 minutes to do the show! SO! LET’S GET A MOVE ON!
First we cross to Daniel with Japanese speeches, let’s see how learning LOTE actually does something!”
VIDEO Daniel- “Yes, Hey everyone, I’m talking about one of the subjects that everybody groans about, you know, LOTE.
The truth is LOTE sucks!” A gun comes into view pointing at Daniels head. “I mean . . . LOTE is the best subject ever, I rush to the lessons when I can, I would rather do Japanese instead of P.E . . . Hey! Yeah right! That’s cra . . . BANG!”
Ben- “Daniel! Daniel! Come in . . . Everything’s going to plan people . . . uh . . . We’ll cross to Will in Japanese class showing us his speech.”
VIDEO Will- “ninjin to donato to mayonazu ga suki desu, Hai!” Subtitles say “I like carrots, donuts and mayonnaise! Yes!”
Ben- “Thanks Will . . . even though that may be a weird combination . . .
Now we have Hugh with a segment!”
VIDEO Hugh- “Hi I’m Hugh, and I’m going to break down that door over there” Runs at door etc etc. Explosion at end.
Ben- “Okay . . . we’ll be right back after the ad break everyone!”
VIDEO ADVERTISEMENTS
*-Chickenfeed Ad
*-Spoon Viewer Ad
*- Nasalax Ad
*-Time to talk ad
*-Vegemite Ad
*- Ten Ad
Ben-“Welcome back! Now up we see how some students at Rose Bay
VIDEO Nic- “In this day and age people relate to Music quite a lot, it contributes to our mood, our personality and mental health. It’s odd to think that sounds that we hear can change us so much!”
“Here at Rose Bay
MUSIC SKETCH VIDEO
VIDEO Nic- “Cough,” Hand to ear, “uh, Ben, I think we need to tell the cameraman that when the red light is on the camera is on.”
Ben- “Cough, yeah who on earth was filming? Wasn’t me, cough.”
(MAYBE “And now for my exclusively not-so-exclusive report on MySpace and its rather personal questions . . .”)
(MAYBE MYSPACE VIDEO)
Ben- “Okay! Now we cross over Will with wa weather! Is it gonna be sunny tomorrow Will?”
VIDEO Will- “I don’t know Ben, who do you think I am, a real weatherman or something?”
“Onto the weather then, Adelaide is looking at a mainly sunny week with a few raining cats and dogs now and then, Brisbane cloudy with giant people shaped hail towards the end of the week, Melbourne, will be sunny with a chance of that gay meatballs movie, Perth . . . no one lives there let’s move on, Sydney is going to be overcast with no clouds in the sky. Last but not least Hobart you can expect heaps of rain, rain and more rain, so be prepared to be paddling to the bus stop in the morning.”
Ben-“Thanks Will, guess if I wake up with a wet bed this week I can blame it on the rain! Now we have Daniel with finance! How’s the Australian dollar coming along?”
VIDEO Daniel- “Not too well actually . . . The Australian dollar is down by 58.5.5.5% which basically means from now on when you go to buy something you’ll be spending twice as much for the same item. Not to worry though just think of it as buying all your lollies and food from the domain canteen and you won’t notice a thing.”
Ben- “Thanks Daniel, I’ll keep that in mind! Last we have Hayden and Trey with the sport.”
VIDEO
HAYDEN & TREY SPORTS
Ben- “Last but not least we have a last segment before we leave you,”
TOOLS OF THE WEEK VIDEO
A SPANNER AND A SCREWDRIVER
Ben-“See You Later! And remember to always have the right amount of biscuits with your cheese so that you don’t have leftovers! Goodnight!”
CREDITS VIDEO