Hotel S***house

Verse 1:

Went through years of hell

To arrive in this hostel

To describe this place as ***

Would Be a compliment to it

The vending machines are broken as far as I can tell

Across the scummy rooms that smell

Verse 2:

This place is full of scum

It was turned down by a bum

There is so much to discover

That’s if you ever recover

To give it four stars would be dumb

Yet it’s possible for some

Chorus:

This is hotel s***house (hotel s***house)

Hello and welcome to hotel s***house

We’re always here at hotel s***house

Can’t get away from hotel s***house

*evil laugh*

 

Verse 3:

 

Dinner is on the floor

Meals are never a bore

Plastic seems quite nice

Meals repeated twice

Rubber Schnitzel and corn

Hell has been re-born

 

Verse 4:

Privacy is a lie

The smell makes me cry

Showers are always cold

Everything is growing mould

It brings me tears to my eyes

When people see my thighs

 

Chorus

 

Bridge

The gutter looks better than the beds in here

The bus pulls up and we scream in fear

The school bell sounds and I tear off my ears

Nobody knows what it’s like in here

Guitar Solo

Chorus

 

This song was written when I was in Melbourne about the awful accommodation that the school gave to us… It was a place called the “Melbourne Discovery Centre”  It’s a youth hostel and if you go to Melbourne, unless you wan’t to be scarred for life, I don’t recommend you stay there…

This song does have a part for musical instruments but seeing as I cannot be bothered recording it yet, you won’t here it for a while… Please enjoy the lyrics 🙂