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Script
And now . . .
I pick on the ho ho-som man himself.
We have a Ben Cam,
a Think bout it,
Ben’s rage and
an Eggstra Video
Top Story,
Now im going on about how everything is made in china!
Don’t you hate it when you buy something, like an australian souvinir and you later read the base
and find out that it’s made in China! Our souvinirs made in China? What the?
But usa faces the same problem, Look at this t-shirt
now this is a Born In The USA t-shirt, and well,
this t-shirt was not born in the usa.
Its born in china.
Some of our favourite foods are made in china, has anyone had the In A Biskit range?
these also
are made in China.
Also China make some of the KRAFT food range.
Now look at this label,
An American Company, it says But down the bottom it says its made in China!!!
And again, In the USA baseball is a highly played sport, and you’d think that their baseballs were made there.
But they aren’t . . .
Now i’ve shown you how i hate everything being made in China but now,
Im going to tell you about Chinese producers that make fake copies of real items and sell them.
Sometimes trying to trick people into believing it is the real thing.
I call these people . . .
Chinese Phoneys!
Now look here An ordinary phone?
Nope this phone is actually copying the iPhone, How? well completely hidden at first glance, it looks like
just a phone but when you turn it on . . .
You find that the chinese have copied one of the iPhone’s backdrops to stick on their phone!
That’s not all though. They even copied the iphones icons!
And the problem here is that they cannot just come up with their own ideas!!!
Here are some other fake iphones that actually look like iphones and say that they are iphones on their packets
Now who has an iPod? This is the real one . . .
and this is the Chinese fake
and here are some fake iPod Shuffles.
Here is a real and a fake Play Station Portable
And surely everyone has heard of the Nintendo Wii!
Well, Meet the Vii . . . another fake.
Here is the vii and the wii next to each other.
Anyone heard about the Playstation 3?
What about the Funstation 3? The funstation 3 doesn’t have blueray either . . . nope, it has
a game catridge like a game boy.
Here are some more fake game consoles . . .
You have the funstation 3, funstation 2 and 3 then you have the PX Box.
Who’s heard of the Xbox 360? Ok, What about the PX 3600???
And earlier i mentioned the Game Boy, well what about the Game Joy?
If you think that they only copy electronics then, think again . . .
They also copy take away logos. Heres some now.
And they also copy sporting brands . . .
And Cd’s
Electronic companies like . . . Sony . . .
Movies
Computers . . .
Websites this is a fake google website that installs viruses to your computer . . .
Chatting applications
USBs that don’t work . . .
And much more.
I Could go on, but I think some of you are asleep in the chair by now . . .
And also i can’t be fagged typing the script up . . .
And so we go onto
Ben’s Rage
What’s making me Red eyed this time?!
Well!
I hate the stupid images on the tissue boxes?! What’s with the soft cloud images or the
autum leaves?!?! OR EVEN CUPCAKES!!!! Why do they have the images???
It’s not like you’re going to pick up a tissue and enjoy the sensation of blowing your nose! Are those pictures there to make yourself feel better about
having mucus all down your arms and accross your chest?
And i also hate it when you go to wipe your nose, and it smears all accross your face!!!$$$
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Now im picking on the cheerful jolly man himself. Santa . . .
I don’t now about any of you. But i don’t like how parents let this guy freely into our house!
And we don’t know what he looks like! Because we’ve never seen him!
And something tells me that if he is climbing down the chimmney instead of using the front door then he
obviously is insane!!!
And he gives coal to people that are naughty. . . With the rising prices of minerals he may have to resort
to something else.
I’m also amazed that our parents stick us in the lap of a complete stranger! Obviously some kids don’t like this.
And also he rides a sleigh! Personally I think that a helicopter would be easyier to land.
But then again, Aidan reckons that he should ride one of these . . .
Hey, wait a tick . . . i shouldn’t be picking on santa . . . because i won’t get any . . . Uh oh . . .
He’s probably thinking of moving me to the Evil Little Devil list . . .
Now it’s time for
Think About it.
Imagine that you are riding santa’s sleigh . . . when it’s raining, the sleigh would fill up and you would have to
fly sideways for a bit to let some of the water out.
Or you could heat it to make it a spa . . .
Imagine trying to land the sleigh on the roof of a house. . . and crashing . . . how would you explain that to the
police officer . . .
That’s the end of BGTN
I would like to say Cya! to everyone, i would like to say thanks to everyone for actually taking interest in BGTn,
No matter what crazy topics i managed to think up . . .
Bgtn has helped me in many key ways, it’s gotten people to know me more as a person, it’s increased my speaking
skills, and it has impacted my time management skills incredibly . . .
If anyone would like to keep in touch then . . . email me
or you can visit the bgtn website or my chain of Ben A Ball websites.
Well Now I pass to the end, and now we move to the final credits and a little extra . . . stay tuned . . . he he he.
Goodnight! err Goodday! Err good whenever!!!
And Merry Christmas!!!
(NOTE: I forgot to mention, China isn’t the only country that produces the fake stuff, Korea and other low cost manufaturing countries also do it.)
Script
(Note: There are some fictional pieces tied in with this episode. All images are from the web.) Welcome to the BGTN episode that was thought up by the winner of the BGTN Competion.
Top Story Now I’m Picking On America, and who else to pick on in America but the American idiot himself, George Bush.
Now George Bush has done many stupid things in his time in politics. (Obviously he can’t now.) These involve pulling funny faces on national television.
And putting his rude finger up at national television . . .
Now all these stupid things he has done made me decide to stick all these stupid things into a stupid, George Bush Stupid things section. Here We Go. The first stupid thing is trying to look through a pair of binoculars with the lense cap on.
The second stupid thing is sticking his rude finger up at reporters.
The third stupid thing is eating a cat, well, trying to . . .
The forth stupid thing is being hated by his birthplace . . .
(This may be fact or fiction) And the fifth stupid thing is pulling funny faces that resemble . . .
Monkeys!
Also he spelt the word Potatoe with an ‘E’ on the end, He says stuff at the wrong times and sometimes he starts talking about stuff that they weren’t even talking about in the first place! Now what makes me wonder is now that Obama has won the election Bush is touring him around the Whitehouse.
It makes me wonder what George would say . . . “. . . and this here is my office!” “What are you talking about! This is that bathroom!” “Oh really? Well that’s good because I’ve been holdin’ somthin’ in for ages! HMMMMPH!”
Also take a look at this George Bush looks completely freaked out by the camera man.
“What in the world is that!” “It’s a camera you nong!” Here is an interview with George Bush, Now I don’t know about you but I have no idea what Mr Bush is on about . . .
Ben Cam Again, I’ll see what i can do.
Ben’s Warning! Be very, very carful with stanley knifes as when I was working on my house design project I slipped and cut something off. 
Thankyou this has been a Ben’s Warning.
Ben’s Rage I have to complain about something else! This time it’s the stupid cords on your pants! If you are a weedy phello like me if you don’t do up the cords you’ll be walking into school with your pants arround you ancles and when you forget you have to stand somewhere in the room and tie them up without anyone noticing. I mean why do they stick them there! Hasn’t anyone heard of elastic!
Now it’s time for . . .
Think About It Imagine that you are of the opposite gender, Now imagine your family members being the opposite gender, Imagine your Nanny being your Poppy and so forth. And now imaging that your one of those really flexy people that can play their bottom like a bongo!
The scandal that is striking the nation, black market fakes of original iPods, Phones etc!
Script
I’d like to welcome you to the second episode of the second series.
On Today’s Show
I show you something from A Long Time Ago, a Ben Cam, Think About It and finally I explain the BGTN Competion.
Top Story
This may bug you but this is not allowed to be placed on this blog.
Ben Cam
I said that I may think of sticking the Ben Cams on the website, I’ll see how I feel.
What!?! An Ad break! Why!
And I can’t show the ads on the website either, sorry!
Now it’s time for . . .
Think About It
Now imagine this, imagine that one day your rich and famous and you get a telephone call from someone that claims to be a friend from primary school, anyways, you talk for a bit then the topic comes up, ‘Yeah I’ve really been struggling with my finance and stuff would you mind helping me out?’ What would you do? Help them? Or tell them to take a hike?
Now imagine this, your floating in space, no ups, no downs just floating off into the darkness.
Now I can explain the BGTN Competito____________
Wait a second, I don’t need to explain it because it’s finished! The competition was over a long time ago. So Ha! I don’t need to type it!
Next Time On BGTN
BGTN picks on America (No Offence to those Americans out there, Look on the bright side, Aussies get criticised too!)
A Ben Cam, a Think About It and a Ben’s Rage.
Script
I’d like to Welcome you all to a brand new series, of BGTN.
On Today’s Show
I pick on BLOCKED, Surprise surprise guess who this is, We have a Ben Cam and a Bens Rage.
NO OLD SCHOOL PICTURES ARE AVAILABLE DUE TO LEGAL REASONS
Top Story
Now I’m picking on BLOCKED.
This story has been blocked
Next Story
This story has been blocked because of it breaks privacy of others.
Ben’s Rage
You know what I really hate? I hate it when you go to the toilet and you squeezing to get a poo out, your there for ages and ages then finally you get it out, you stand up and look down at all your hard effort . . . and it is the poo the size of a marble.
Ben Cam
Sorry, I may be able to stick the Ben Cams on my website. We’ll see.
Next time on BGTN
We have a Ben Cam,
A Think About It,
And finally I explain the BGTN Competition!
Script
On Today’s Show
I tell you the truth about Web Cams, I pick on BLOCKED and those annoying computer Pop-ups.
Top Story
Now I found out the terrible truth about Web Cams, now who has a Web Cam?
Anyone anywhere in the world can be watching you through your Web Cam.
And I thought that having a replica of the Mona Lisa in my room was spooky, now I have to watch out for this too.
Next Story
THIS CONTENT HAS BEEN BLOCKED
Last Story
Now have you ever got one of these?
They are really annoying, you’ll be sitting there typing away then all of a sudden . . .
If your really unlucky something like this will happen.
Now Windows Vista is a pretty big cause of many annoying pop-ups, for example when you open a program it’ll ask you if you definitely want to open the file.
Of course I want to open the file! I wouldn’t be clicking on it if I didn’t want to open it!
The other problem is that Windows XP and Vista have so many different versions, for example Windows Vista has:
Can’t they stick with the one type?!
Then again sometimes I think that an Apple is the way to go.
Now for those that don’t know Apple is a company, not a food, and they make your iPhones, iPods and they have been around for quite a while.
Now on an Apple iMac, you get less error messages and dialogs than you do on Windows XP or Vista. And Personally I think that is the way to go.
Now when I was doing my interest study I had a lot of error messages that kept interrupting me.
I made a video of this. But I cannot stick it on the website.
Next Time On BGTN:
BGTN gets a new look and new series.
I have a closer look at BLOCKED
And surprise surprise guess who this is.
