Hotel S***house
Verse 1:
Went through years of hell
To arrive in this hostel
To describe this place as ***
Would Be a compliment to it
The vending machines are broken as far as I can tell
Across the scummy rooms that smell
Verse 2:
This place is full of scum
It was turned down by a bum
There is so much to discover
That’s if you ever recover
To give it four stars would be dumb
Yet it’s possible for some
Chorus:
This is hotel s***house (hotel s***house)
Hello and welcome to hotel s***house
We’re always here at hotel s***house
Can’t get away from hotel s***house
*evil laugh*
Verse 3:
Dinner is on the floor
Meals are never a bore
Plastic seems quite nice
Meals repeated twice
Rubber Schnitzel and corn
Hell has been re-born
Verse 4:
Privacy is a lie
The smell makes me cry
Showers are always cold
Everything is growing mould
It brings me tears to my eyes
When people see my thighs
Chorus
Bridge
The gutter looks better than the beds in here
The bus pulls up and we scream in fear
The school bell sounds and I tear off my ears
Nobody knows what it’s like in here
Guitar Solo
Chorus
This song was written when I was in Melbourne about the awful accommodation that the school gave to us… It was a place called the “Melbourne Discovery Centre” It’s a youth hostel and if you go to Melbourne, unless you wan’t to be scarred for life, I don’t recommend you stay there…
This song does have a part for musical instruments but seeing as I cannot be bothered recording it yet, you won’t here it for a while… Please enjoy the lyrics 🙂