You Don’t Know Me

I had someone trying to hook me up,
Makes me feel mad personally, how do they know what people I like?
They said, “You should go out with such and such,” obviously without the ‘such and such’ in their sentence, they used the person’s name.

Why be angry about it? Because they are picking on me being the clever one again. This time in a way that they think obviously isn’t offensive, they haven’t thought to think through their pathetic sentences and join the dots and think of what the end result could be.
They obviously haven’t realised that saying ‘You’re cool’ all the time to make you feel better after picking on you doesn’t work! Well those without any senses whatsoever.

So how does “You should go out with such and such,” offend me once more?
Well that such and such happened to be the other bright spark of the classroom, so again they are taking the fact that I am clever, and that the other person is clever and suddenly believing, oh yes perfect match!
Get your minds out of the gutter, this isn’t a game of snap, the 7’s don’t always have to be matched with their partner, they can be matched with the 9’s and Aces.

Then what gets me even more, is I walk over to monitor the piece of plastic sitting on the heater (We are in MDT making stuff with plastic, sorry if that didn’t makes sense . . .)
And the friend of the girl who had come up to me and had said the stuff before, grabbed my face and said, “You two would be perfect.
I pushed her hands away from my face, which made her say, “Gawd don’t be such a retard.”
“Sorry,” I reply, “But I don’t like strangers grabbing at my face.”
“I’m not a stranger,” she says, “I’m a person in your class.”

Now!! Here is an objection to that!!!
Just because someone is in your class doesn’t mean you know them, to her all I am labeled as is the smart-arse of the class who she gets annoyed about because she obviously can’t get it into her mind that some people try in life. Some people don’t say, I can’t, I won’t. Some people do their very best, not just slack off and say, “Yeah that will do.”

And if she is reading this again, she’ll say retard, spoc all that rubbish,
She’ll read this thinking, can’t believe he did this.
Or maybe she has just realised that other people are not emotionless crash-test dummies that walk around doing nothing!!!
There are other people in your world, so get use to it!

In the end the human race hasn’t achieved anything, right down to it we are no more clever than our monkey relatives. Walking off in groups, ignoring those that they think are less important than they are.

Thankyou for reading, whether you read this in thought or simply come here every now and then to get a laugh out of my ranting.

Thanks,

Sigh,

Oh well, life is such.

 

Making Your Own Web Browser Xcode


Hey! Ever wanted to make your own web browser. If you already have then nevermind . . .

Well in this tutorial I will be showing you how to make a web browser in Xcode, the development software for Apple computers.

Don’t know who Apple is? Sigh . . . You know iPods? They are made by a company called Apple, who also develop computers.
So now we are on the same pace lets begin.

First off if you don’t have Xcode you can get it here.
You have to sign up to the Apple Developer connection which is free.
But if you wish to make software and sell it your gonna have to pay a registration fee. . .

Anyways!!!


Managed to keep up?
Sorry for the bad quality and low sound . . .

Anyways hope you managed alright!

Making Your Own Web Browser- VB

First of for those that don’t know, a ‘web browser’ is the thing
that allows you to be reading this blog right now, it is the
software eg. Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, Opera, Safari etc.
And here I will be showing you how to make you very own
web browser using Visual Basic.

First off, if you don’t have Microsoft Visual Basic then click here.
It is entirely free, once downloaded, installed and registered (which is also free) then we can begin.

Congratulations! If you managed to pull it off and follow the instructions in the
video above then I congratulate you.
If you couldn’t manage to pull it off and need some help feel free to
comment, I will always be providing support if you need help.

Now I have some EXTRAS that you can add to the web browser:

This is the code for the YouTube Download button:

WebBrowser1.Navigate(“javascript:if(document.location.href.match(/http://[a-zA-Z.]*youtube.com/watch/)){document.location.href=’http://www.youtube.com/get_video?fmt=’+(isHDAvailable?’22’:’18’)+’&video_id=’+swfArgs[‘video_id’]+’&t=’+swfArgs[‘t’]}”)

If it doesn’t work make sure it is 1 line, when coding make sure that all the script
only takes up 1 line and not more, like above which takes up 4 lines.
Again, if you need help feel free to comment or click the contact me link at
the top of this blog.

Hope you enjoyed making your own web browser!!!

Getting to know how Visual Basic works yet?

Just Macbeth!


Just Macbeth
Andy Griffiths

When I heard that Just Macbeth, another addition to the Just series by Andy Griffiths was coming out I was very much delighted.

I imagined what Andy would get up to, what different stories would there be like in the other just books.
So off I went to purchase the book.

I opened the book, and straight away I saw Terry Denton’s funny illustrations on each page and the flick-book animation in the corner just like all of the other Just series.

I began to read the first part, but I found that the whole book, was layed out like a script.
It doesn’t have any of the stories like in the other just books where he was swatting flies or flying down a steep hill in a pram.

Instead it was a script that in this type of layout:

Andy: Danny, stop it.

Danny: Why?

Andy: Because I said so.

Lisa: Both of you stop it!!!

Now personally I hate this. I hated it when there was only 1 chapter in Just Disgusting when they used this layout for a story, now he’s gone and made a book out of it!!!

This should not have been made into a ‘Just’ book, it clearly doesn’t keep the same feel as the rest of them, when Just Shocking came out it fit straight in, this on the other hand. Does not.

Hopefully ‘Mascot Madness’ a new addition to his ‘Schooling Around’ series will cheer me up from this disappointing array. . .

Because personally this book was not my cup of tea.

Rating: 2/5

Thriller – Michael Jackson


Song: Thriller

By: Michael Jackson

Lyrics:
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear a door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin’ up behind
You’re out of time

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
The dead start to walk in their masquerade
There’s no escapin’ the jaws of the alien this time (they’re open wide)
This is the end of your life

They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I’ll save you from the terrors on the screen
I’ll make you see

That it’s a thriller, thriller night
‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost who would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

Rap:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’awl’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
(mechanical laughter)

[ Thriller Lyrics from http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

The music video for this could not be placed on this website, watch it here:

Review: This song is one of the biggest hits, it’s music video completely changed the way music videos were forever, instead of a band standing in a room playing, Michael was running from zombies and teaching them how to dance!

Rating:5/5

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Download music video from iTunes:
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Don’t Stop Believin’ – Glee Cast

Song: Don’t Stop Believin’ (REMAKE)

By:
Glee Cast

Lyrics:

Just a small town girl
livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin'
anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in
South Detroit
He took the midnight train goin'
anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the nights
Streetlights, people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the nights

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some are born to sing the blues
And now the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop believin
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight, people
(repeat)

Don't stop!

(From http://www.lyrics-celebrities.anekatips.com)

Review: Overall I found this song to get reasonably catchy, bit sad when it seemed to be building up to a really good chorus but it didn’t . . .
If the “Don’t Stop Believin, hold on to that feelin” had been next I probably would have liked it better.

Rating: 3/5

Note: Due to a copyright claim the music video can not be placed on the website. The video was blocked from YouTube. Thankyou for the understanding.

Download from iTunes: CLICK HERE