BGTN S02 Episode 3

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(Note: There are some fictional pieces tied in with this episode. All images are from the web.) Welcome to the BGTN episode that was thought up by the winner of the BGTN Competion.

On Today’s Show BGTN Picks on America, We have a Ben Cam, A Think About It, And a Ben’s Rage.  

Top Story Now I’m Picking On America, and who else to pick on in America but the American idiot himself, George Bush.
Now George Bush has done many stupid things in his time in politics. (Obviously he can’t now.) These involve pulling funny faces on national television.
And putting his rude finger up at national television . . .
Now all these stupid things he has done made me decide to stick all these stupid things into a stupid, George Bush Stupid things section. Here We Go. The first stupid thing is trying to look through a pair of binoculars with the lense cap on.
The second stupid thing is sticking his rude finger up at reporters.
The third stupid thing is eating a cat, well, trying to . . .
The forth stupid thing is being hated by his birthplace . . .
(This may be fact or fiction) And the fifth stupid thing is pulling funny faces that resemble . . .
Monkeys!
Also he spelt the word Potatoe with an ‘E’ on the end, He says stuff at the wrong times and sometimes he starts talking about stuff that they weren’t even talking about in the first place! Now what makes me wonder is now that Obama has won the election Bush is touring him around the Whitehouse.
It makes me wonder what George would say . . . “. . . and this here is my office!” “What are you talking about! This is that bathroom!” “Oh really? Well that’s good because I’ve been holdin’ somthin’ in for ages! HMMMMPH!”
Also take a look at this George Bush looks completely freaked out by the camera man.
“What in the world is that!” “It’s a camera you nong!” Here is an interview with George Bush, Now I don’t know about you but I have no idea what Mr Bush is on about . . .

Ben Cam Again, I’ll see what i can do.

Ben’s Warning! Be very, very carful with stanley knifes as when I was working on my house design project I slipped and cut something off. Thankyou this has been a Ben’s Warning.

Ben’s Rage I have to complain about something else! This time it’s the stupid cords on your pants! If you are a weedy phello like me if you don’t do up the cords you’ll be walking into school with your pants arround you ancles and when you forget you have to stand somewhere in the room and tie them up without anyone noticing. I mean why do they stick them there! Hasn’t anyone heard of elastic!

Now it’s time for . . .

Think About It Imagine that you are of the opposite gender, Now imagine your family members being the opposite gender, Imagine your Nanny being your Poppy and so forth. And now imaging that your one of those really flexy people that can play their bottom like a bongo!

Next Time On BGTN


The scandal that is striking the nation, black market fakes of original iPods, Phones etc!


That’s all for today’s show!
The next BGTN will be a new series . . .

Contact me: [email protected]

www.bensgotthenews.blogspot.com

Thanks,

Ben.

BGTN S02 Episode 2

Script

I’d like to welcome you to the second episode of the second series.

On Today’s Show
I show you something from A Long Time Ago, a Ben Cam, Think About It and finally I explain the BGTN Competion.

Top Story

This may bug you but this is not allowed to be placed on this blog.

Ben Cam

I said that I may think of sticking the Ben Cams on the website, I’ll see how I feel.

What!?! An Ad break! Why!

And I can’t show the ads on the website either, sorry!

Now it’s time for . . .

Think About It
Now imagine this, imagine that one day your rich and famous and you get a telephone call from someone that claims to be a friend from primary school, anyways, you talk for a bit then the topic comes up, ‘Yeah I’ve really been struggling with my finance and stuff would you mind helping me out?’ What would you do? Help them? Or tell them to take a hike?
Now imagine this, your floating in space, no ups, no downs just floating off into the darkness.

Now I can explain the BGTN Competito____________

Wait a second, I don’t need to explain it because it’s finished! The competition was over a long time ago. So Ha! I don’t need to type it!

Next Time On BGTN

BGTN picks on America (No Offence to those Americans out there, Look on the bright side, Aussies get criticised too!)
A Ben Cam, a Think About It and a Ben’s Rage.

That’s all for today’s show!
The next BGTN will be a new series . . .

Contact me: [email protected]

www.bensgotthenews.blogspot.com

Thanks,

Ben.