NeWs! Episode 4
- Triathalon Montage
- Smencils Ad
- Canteen Line
- Randomie – “Hallway Norway”
- Real News, including: “Sorcery Killing” , “Sporting Miracle”, “Planking” , “End of the World, Whoops, we got the wrong date”
I probably shouldn’t bother posting about it, because apparently come the morn, we’ll be dead.
There’s been a rumour circulating around the web that the end of the world, otherwise known as JUDGEMENT DAY was meant to be happening today at 6. That’s right, as if read off a Holy TV Guide, the TV Station producers of this nut-case channel have decided to change the showing time of their end of the world television program from the 21st of December 2012 to the 21st of May 2011. Today’s the end of the world? All I can say at the moment is that it’s 9pm, so they’re kinda running off-schedule.
Seriously? Whats up with people saying the world is going to end?
Do you want the world to end? Has the Days of our Lives series finally ended and you feel no reason to continue life? I mean come on, get over the world ending crap! The one thing that I don’t get is that all the people that keep coming up with these predictions of death and destruction, are religious followers, people who are meant to be trying to resolve conflicts, remove world hunger and bring peace among all.
“The end of the world? That’s not fair! I still have plenty of Farmville credits to spare!”
This prophecy (…not the one above…) comes from Christan radio host Harold Camping, who’s apparently spent a couple of years (and I’ve only heard about it now . . . because?) warning everyone that the end of the world will be on the 21st of May 2011, at precisely 6PM. Oh . . . well, that means that it’s not happening then . . . damn, I thought I’d just gotten out of a whole heap of homework.
Oh wait, no sorry, he said it will BEGIN at 6pm, so we could still be doomed. (BooYa!)
Apparently a massive earthquake will strike the earth, this earthquake will shake the graves of every buried believer on earth (sucked in to those who got cremated) and transform them into an amazing spiritual being. They will then move on to live with God for all eternity.
. . . Yeah . . . Okay, so where’s the part about all of us dying? It just talks about all the believers running off on a rather long getaway (now that would be an exciting episode) , it doesn’t say something like, “Then all the rest of you will drop dead,” or “…and then’th you’th die’th by’th large’th thing’th.”
To think I’m going to have to put up with this end of world garbage for the next 20 odd years. Ahead of us we have 2012, 2039 and probably dozens of other end of the worlds’ that will jump out of no where.
Because the end of the world just does that, appears out of nowhere . . .
Anyways,
I’ll see you later.
Ben,
He screamed at the sky, a defined ruby red,
By cause of the wind, nothing seemed said,
His voice became faded, ground into a hiss
He gave up his screams, and clenched his big fists.
Though the rain had halted, all but an hour ago
The pain he was immersed in, was terrible and slow
He then reached over, covering ample wounds,
Give him more time, he’ll flare up again soon.
He lay down and waited, the next oncoming flame,
As if it sprouted it’s way, from a large lion’s mane,
Half of his body was cool, shaded from the light,
Calm and hidden, while the other part lives the fight.
Closing his eyes, he felt the cool air passing,
No longer a burning heat, a feeling, everlasting,
His heart beat was no longer, beating within it’s cage
As his faith grew stronger, he knew he had come of age
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Hey guys, Ben ‘ere
So as you would know there’s been a lot of poetry being posted on here at the moment, so I thought I’d post this just to keep everyone in their place. Remind them whose boss. *Giggles*
Nah, they’re all brilliant, and I’m honoured to have such talent producing content for this site.
I’ll be posting one of my proper Blogs later on, probably on the weekend, or sometime next week. Just depends on what luxuries time gives me. Anyways, see you then.
Well, very weird, but interesting non-the-less.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but when the roads workers ‘fix’ a road, by covering it with a really thick sticky black liquid then sprinkling thousands of dangerously sharp fast-travelling gravel bits onto it like the 100’s and 1000’s on the top of a children’s pink fairy cupcake . . . it can tend to be a bit annoying . . .
Is it not just me? Or does that sound like the lazy attempt at fixing something, slap on a layer of sticky stuff with some gravel on top then it’s done . . . it’s only a road after all, and of course no one ever walks along this road, so it’s perfectly okay if the ground is covered in small sharp rocks which soon become fast-flying projectiles thanks to the motor vehicles that travel along it. No, but okay, I do understand that there’s a lot going on in the council chambers, lots of decisions and money to be arranged, especially lots of stupid roads built right through people’s property just because they ‘think’ it will increase the fluency of traffic travelling through certain areas. *cough* Kingston Bypass *cough*
Nah, so the gravel covered road didn’t bug me as much as it sounds like, I’m just using it as an interesting opener.
What I really found interesting is the prioritising the council folk seem to have planned out. There are electoral signs (“Vote Now!”) that get replaced the day after they are vandalized and yet we have road signs bent, roads cracked and distorted and speed limit signs on either side of the road giving two different values. [I’m not kidding, a one sign on either side of the road, one says 80 the other says 60″]
Isn’t it interesting that the political signs come first, then the road, then the signs . . . bizarre.
But the one thing that made my walk home interesting, is the gravel . . . well, apart from it flinging up into my face every time a car passed by. That sticky black stuff they cover in gravel looks like a liquid, it looks as though if you were to dip your finger into it I’d stick in so much you’d be lucky to see it again. Yet when you touch this sticky black stuff you find that it’s solid . . . and I find that a rather weird illusion.
The anomaly produced some pretty spiffy photographs too.
Well, catch you later folks!
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What do you get when you grab all the Ben-A-Ball Blogs by their . . . code . . . and slam them all together? You get this, the Ben-A-Ball website, www.benaball.com.
Now this may come as a bit of a surprise, considering the fact that the Ben-A-Ball blogs just went through a massive theme upgrade, then all of a sudden there’s another upgrade. I am sorry, but now, I’m really excited, and that’s all that matters.
This site all the blogs in one, so you don’t have to navigate through different websites, you have the one-stop-address and you’re here!
What’s the new?
Put it this way, it’s AWESOME!
Plus this new site is actually a lot easier for me to publish stuff to, that means more content for you! I’m cracking away as we speak!
Enjoy folks.
Which is apparently French for “Hello everyone” . . . anyways.
Initially this thought struck my mind while walking home today, it was only until later in the afternoon that thought traveled back into my thoughts, whilst waiting for a video to render. [I’ve been the ‘editor person’ for a school news show, imaginatively named “NeWs!” that’s the video that what was rendering]