Selby Snaps!

Selby Snaps!
By Duncan Ball
Selby in all new adventures.
On one adventure Selby snaps back in time with Mrs. Trifle, Dr. Trifle and Percy Peach.
Can he keep his secret from them? Or will it slip out?
Also Selby is taken by a tribe who treat him like a king.
But he wants to go back to the Trifles.
Can he evade them? Or will he choose to stay?
And Selby also lets his secret slip. While looking at a dog in the pet shop window.
A pet shop owner captures him and is planning to sell him for big money.
Will he ever see the Trifles again?


Happy Reading!

Selby’s Stardom

Selby’s Stardom
By Duncan Ball
Selby the talking dog goes to Hollywood to go in a Multi-Million dollar movie.
Keeping his Secret might be tough.
But so far it’s great! He loves acting and watching the other actors.
But when he finds out that he no longer can be in the movie he gets in the Limo and sets off back home to Bougusville.
But can this talking dog stop his departure?
Also there is other stories in the book.
Including one where Selby is worried about giving his secret away,
while sleep talking . . .

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Just Shocking!

Just Shocking By Andy Griffiths.
The stories in the book are well . . . Shocking!
The Chapters:
Fun with a fire hose-
What mischief can Andy and Danny get into with a fire hose?
Listen to their conversation as they discuss what they could do with a fire hose.
I am a Ro-bot-
Andy Pretends to be a robot to annoy his sister.
And so far his pretending is getting the better of Jen.
But as Andy discovers maybe being a robot isn’t so good after all.
Balloons Of Doom-
You control the ending of this story.
Your sister is having her 15th birthday tomorrow and you decided to blow up
15 balloons to surprise her with.
But hey! Blowing up balloons is fun!
What could possibly go wrong . . .
Unfunniest Home Video-
Andy and Danny are filming for a chance to win
‘Australia’s Funniest Home Videos’
But what happens when Andy purposely makes Danny fall off a ladder?
Is the joke now on him?
101 Really Dangerous Things-
101 Really Dangerous things, I advise not to
 attempt any single one of them.
Whether it’s throwing a pair of scissors across
 the room to a friend. Or swimming with sharks.
Dare Devils Welcome.
A Really, Really good excuse-
Find out why Andy took so long to get to school.
Be stunned as you hear his best excuse.
Why I love ‘Choco-Pops’ in 50 words or less-
Andy’s competition form for a ‘Choco-Pops’ Prize.
See what he likes about the chocolate cereal.
Lemonade Roulette-
Andy and Danny play a game of Russian Roulette
except using lemonade cans.
Who will open the shaken Lemonade can and get soaked?
Fun with a Monster Truck-
Listen to Andy and Danny’s conversation about
what they’d do with a Monster truck.
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Happy Reading!

RuneScape ’08 Easter Event

RuneScape Easter Event.
The RuneScape Easter Event this year consisted of the players getting a cockatrice egg dipping in chocolate and hatching the egg to make a chocatrice.

Why you ask? Here’s the update straight from RuneScape.
“It seems that the problem-prone Easter Bunny is once again experiencing difficulties. 
He’s spent so much time redecorating his warren that he hasn’t noticed the critters burrowing in and devouring his entire chocolate stockpile.
Now, devoid of cocoa stocks, the chocolate egg production has ground to a halt and the forecast for Easter celebrations look bleak.

No need to worry, though- the Easter Bunny is an inventive sort, and has come up with an
 eggs-emplary new idea: use a chocatrice! These fearsome creatures,
 incubated from a chocolate-coated cockatrice egg, can turn their targets into chocalate with one lethal, chocifying gaze.

It falls to you, then, to create this curious creature. You’ll need to track down some of the lost chocolate to make a chocatrice egg then carfully incubate it.
The ciritters who ate the chocolate are sealed in the Easter Bunny’s tunnels and will prove a suitable target for your chocatrice.
So, this Easter, you will come to that aid of chocolate lovers everwhere, incubating your own chocatrice, guiding it around the Easter Bunny’s tunnels and turning the greedy rats into something altogether more delicious . . . .” 
But because the Easter Bunny had no chocolate whatsoever RuneScape players had to search around Falador, Dranor and Rimmington for the chocolate to dip the cockatrice egg in.

This is the Easter Bunny’s Warren and tunnels where the lower part is the tunnel which are rats and creatures that you must target with the chocatrice, the upper part is where the Easter Bunny and Incubating Machine is.

In the Easter Bunny’s Tunnels there is rats, mice, snails, cockroaches and spiders.
And to get the chocatrice to attack them your character says different things to make him angry. Note: The ____ is the character saying either rat, mouse, snail, cockroach or spider. Depending what creature you target. The sentence you say to make the chocatrice angry is random. Here’s the different sentences the players can say to make the choctrice angry:
“You see that ____ over there,”
“I heard it plotting to pull your feathers out.”
“It said you’re the ugliest creature it’s ever seen.”
“It said i must have dropped your egg.”
“It thinks you probably taste terrible.”
“It says it saw you die in the Lumbridge cow field.”
“It said you lost your tinder box and cried.”
“It says you still try to wear goblin armor.”
“It read your diary and said it was boring.”
“It said you’d probably get owned by a chicken.”
“It made up a song about you and it’s not very nice.”
“It said it’s going to chop you up to make a selection box.”
“It said it’s going to turn you into a chocolate cake.”
“It said you’re just a jumped piece of candy.”
“It’s threatening to melt you into hot chocolate.”
“It said you put it off chocolate milk for life.”
“It said you’re just an egg on legs.”
“It said you still burn shrimp.”
“It said you can’t even wear bronze armor.”
“It said your thicker than toffee.”
“It looks like it’s going to eat you.”
“It said it’s going to leave you out in the sun to melt.”
“It said it took you three months to leave Tutorial Island.”
“It said you couldn’t even do the Cook’s Assistant Quest.”
And when players finish the event they get a cape, new emote and Easter Eggs if they keep helping the Easter Bunny.
The eggs melt after the event.