BGTN S02 Episode 4 FINALE

Script

And now . . .

Today’s Show:
The hidious scandal that is striking the nation, Everything being made in china and the fake copies.

I pick on the ho ho-som man himself.

We have a Ben Cam,
a Think bout it,
Ben’s rage and
an Eggstra Video

Top Story,
Now im going on about how everything is made in china!
Don’t you hate it when you buy something, like an australian souvinir and you later read the base
and find out that it’s made in China! Our souvinirs made in China? What the?
But usa faces the same problem, Look at this t-shirt
now this is a Born In The USA t-shirt, and well,
this t-shirt was not born in the usa.
Its born in china.
Some of our favourite foods are made in china, has anyone had the In A Biskit range?
these also
are made in China.
Also China make some of the KRAFT food range.

Now look at this label,
An American Company, it says But down the bottom it says its made in China!!!
And again, In the USA baseball is a highly played sport, and you’d think that their baseballs were made there.
But they aren’t . . .

Now i’ve shown you how i hate everything being made in China but now,
Im going to tell you about Chinese producers that make fake copies of real items and sell them.
Sometimes trying to trick people into believing it is the real thing.
I call these people . . .
Chinese Phoneys!
Now look here  An ordinary phone?
Nope this phone is actually copying the iPhone, How? well completely hidden at first glance, it looks like
just a phone but when you turn it on . . .
You find that the chinese have copied one of the iPhone’s backdrops to stick on their phone!

That’s not all though. They even copied the iphones icons!
And the problem here is that they cannot just come up with their own ideas!!!
Here are some other fake iphones that actually look like iphones and say that they are iphones on their packets

Now who has an iPod? This is the real one . . .

and this is the Chinese fake

and here are some fake iPod Shuffles.

Here is a real and a fake Play Station Portable

And surely everyone has heard of the Nintendo Wii!
Well, Meet the Vii . . . another fake.

Here is the vii and the wii next to each other.

Anyone heard about the Playstation 3?

What about the Funstation 3? The funstation 3 doesn’t have blueray either . . . nope, it has
a game catridge like a game boy.
Here are some more fake game consoles . . .

You have the funstation 3, funstation 2 and 3 then you have the PX Box.
Who’s heard of the Xbox 360? Ok, What about the PX 3600???

And earlier i mentioned the Game Boy, well what about the Game Joy?

If you think that they only copy electronics then, think again . . .
They also copy take away logos. Heres some now.

And they also copy sporting brands . . .

And Cd’s

Electronic companies like . . . Sony . . .

Movies

Computers . . .

Websites this is a fake google website that installs viruses to your computer . . .

Chatting applications

USBs that don’t work . . .

And much more.
I Could go on, but I think some of you are asleep in the chair by now . . .
And also i can’t be fagged typing the script up . . .

And so we go onto
Ben’s Rage

What’s making me Red eyed this time?!
Well!
I hate the stupid images on the tissue boxes?! What’s with the soft cloud images or the
autum leaves?!?! OR EVEN CUPCAKES!!!! Why do they have the images???

It’s not like you’re going to pick up a tissue and enjoy the sensation of blowing your nose! Are those pictures there to make yourself feel better about
having mucus all down your arms and accross your chest?
And i also hate it when you go to wipe your nose, and it smears all accross your face!!!$$$

Next Story
Now im picking on the cheerful jolly man himself. Santa . . .
I don’t now about any of you. But i don’t like how parents let this guy freely into our house!
And we don’t know what he looks like! Because we’ve never seen him!

And something tells me that if he is climbing down the chimmney instead of using the front door then he
obviously is insane!!!
And he gives coal to people that are naughty. . . With the rising prices of minerals he may have to resort
to something else.

I’m also amazed that our parents stick us in the lap of a complete stranger! Obviously some kids don’t like this.

And also he rides a sleigh! Personally I think that a helicopter would be easyier to land.
But then again, Aidan reckons that he should ride one of these . . .

Hey, wait a tick . . . i shouldn’t be picking on santa . . . because i won’t get any . . . Uh oh . . .
He’s probably thinking of moving me to the Evil Little Devil list . . .

Now it’s time for
Think About it.
Imagine that you are riding santa’s sleigh . . . when it’s raining, the sleigh would fill up and you would have to
fly sideways for a bit to let some of the water out.
Or you could heat it to make it a spa . . .
Imagine trying to land the sleigh on the roof of a house. . . and crashing . . . how would you explain that to the
police officer . . .

That’s the end of BGTN

I would like to say Cya! to everyone, i would like to say thanks to everyone for actually taking interest in BGTn,
No matter what crazy topics i managed to think up . . .
Bgtn has helped me in many key ways, it’s gotten people to know me more as a person, it’s increased my speaking
skills, and it has impacted my time management skills incredibly . . .
If anyone would like to keep in touch then . . . email me
or you can visit the bgtn website or my chain of Ben A Ball websites.
Well Now I pass to the end, and now we move to the final credits and a little extra . . . stay tuned . . . he he he.

Goodnight! err Goodday! Err good whenever!!!
And Merry Christmas!!!

(NOTE: I forgot to mention, China isn’t the only country that produces the fake stuff, Korea and other low cost manufaturing countries also do it.)

The Not-So-Long Brain Debate

I cannot believe some of the people in the world these days,
There are people that punch you, whack you around the back of the head. Mindlessly hurting you because they obviously don’t have the brain power to do anything other than fling their arms at you like some complete and utter dead-headed zombie, with ‘whacking’ being their only thought process.
But the people I am really starting to hate are those that in every single conversation you have with them they have to critisise you, even if they weren’t in the conversation they will jump in and critisise you. Like when I told my friend the other day that I had uploaded my poem to my website, then the dimbo jumps in and says, ‘What? Him writing a poem? He doesn’t even have the brain power to even write a poem.’
You are the one who lacks the brain power dimbo! (No not you, reader . . . the person that said the stuff about me not being able to even write a poem . . . anyways.)
He seems to have this thing that I’m some brainless moron who doesn’t have enough ‘brain power’ to string 2 words together!
It seems to me that he needs to think that someone is dumber than him so that he can feel good about himself. Someone that goes around all day critisising people obviously isn’t capable of doing anything else but that!

Now I had something to say at the end of this, but since I imagined what kind of things people would say or think about it, I decided it was best to leave it out.

I hope the person that thinks I don’t have the ‘brain power’ is reading this, because then you will see that I am more than you think.

What If Poem

I did this poem as humanities homework, I thought that it was a gutsy move . . . but the teacher loved it. So hence I’ll stick it up here for all those stupid copy cats that are too lazy to write their own.

WHAT IF

A 14 line POEM BY BEN

What if our teacher was a witch? That if we forgot our homework her nose would twitch?

She’d say a few accursed words, and then we’d turn into fluttering birds.

Her eyes would stare sharply at us too, as she made our faces go slightly blue.

We would speed from the classroom in a leap, as her swift broomstick gave a sweep.

Off to our lockers we would go, as tiny horns began to grow.

For we had a big surprise, that we in fact, were devils in disguise.

We came along, the very next day; the moment we entered we saw our prey.

First we used our annoying chatter, making the loudest possible all-out clatter.

The teacher told us to quieten down; she received backchat from the class clown.

She took a step back, and then with a roar, blasted the class into a snore.

To the left she turned as she took a rest, her magic had worked, for the best.

Her eyes read comments from other teachers, describing the class as awful creatures.

Leaning back into her dark black chair, she had the feeling of being rare.

For no other teacher could control this class, but this great teacher could really kick . . .

Blog Updates

There are a few things that are going on.

1st is Ben A Ball GamerSpot has been put offline for awhile as it is being redeveloped with a brand new look!

2nd is the Calendar at the bottom of the posts, showing upcoming events to this blog and some HOPEFULs . . .

3rd is a HOPEFUL!!! The blog may recieve a brand new look!!! Thats right a complete re-themeing. If you would like to get a sneak-peek of what the new look will be like then head over to The Ben A Ball Test Blog, you haven’t heard of it before because I’ve hidden it. The Ben A Ball Test blog is where I test all widgets, themes, pictures etc. before sticking it to the main page.
Click Here to head over the the Ben A Ball Test blog and see how the work is going.
The Ben A Ball Test blog will only be avaliable for viewing for a short time, then it will be unaccessable until another time.

Thanks,

Benaball