BGTN S01 Episode 3

On Today’s Show:


I pick on BLOCKED,
I pick on BLOCKED,
And we have a look at the Reaction Schmaction.
No wait that sounds bad . . . wait I know . . . What’s Your Reaction?
No, no that sounds dumb . . . I know . . . How Gullible Can You Get?
Oh what the heck, I’ll call it . . . IDEKTNOTS . . . (I Don’t Even Know The Name Of This Story.)

Time for my:
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Now it’s time for my:
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How gullible is the Human race?

Kids in our class are gullible.
Kids in the school are gullible.
How? Heres An Example.
If you make up something up, for example ‘Clare loves Ned’ and you tell someone that Clare told you, a whole rumor starts up without any truth whatsoever.
And You Believe It
This is true.
If you have someone come up to you and say that Clare told them that she likes Ned you’ll believe it. (Unless the person telling the rumour has a bad reputation or the rumor is about one of your friends, or you.)
And even when poor Clare gets asked if she really likes Ned , and she says no, still everyone thinks that she does!
No matter what she says.
Don’t believe me?
Well this is basically how it works:
The Rumor Maker makes something up whether it’s true or not and tells . . .
. . . Gullible People and the gullible people believe this because they’re gullible, then they tease . . . The Targeted Person.
Well I had a theory . . . How gullible . . . Is the rumor maker?
Anyways, if you got a message saying this:
YOU HAVE WON $1000,000,000!
Would you believe it?
Well a boy in our class received an E-mail from which claimed to be from:
PlayBoy Mansion
The email stated that he had won 10 VIP passes to PlayBoy mansion.
And he believed it!
Who was it?
Now many people were wondering . . .
The way that I sent the E-mail too him was simple.
And my view of setting up the email looked like this . . .
But don’t fall for it!
If you receive an email that looks like that or sounds too good to be true don’t fall for it! Because they may be more a threat or they may be another joke!
I mean just the other day Brody was trying to send a prank email to Isabella.
But he sent it in something that looked like this:
Which is actually a feedback line to the company that runs the email service. . .
Now for the, Last Story.
One image remains.

BGTN S01 Episode 2



Sorry it took so long for the next BGTN episode . . . I kinda had some technical difficulties.
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On Today’s Show

We have a look into our trip to Bruny Island.
– – – – BLOCKED OUT – – –, and this guy yabberin away over something . . .
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Now as you know we went to Bruny Island,
And as you know this is the tent that Tom, Aidan and I stayed in.
Image taken by Ben.
You would also know that the tent is big strong, and as we found out not very wind resistant!
Image taken by Ben.
But never fear! A group of super-duper tent fixer-uppers on the ground!
The tent was all fixed and back to normal, But then we had another problem . . .
Image taken and edited by Ben.
When we told the tent fixer-uppers they kinda went loopy.
And we went to the beach, as a creature lugged it’s way out of the sea . . .
We also went on some tours in the bus . . . and of course Curtis was paying attention . . .
But Curtis didn’t only fall asleep during a tour but I noticed that there was a large group of people around his cabin one night.
It took me a few moments to sort it all out . . .

Let’s see . . . Curtis + Group of People = . . . ahhh an Angry Mob!

I wouldn’t call the toilet and bathroom facilities 5 star . . .
1 toilet didn’t flush at all
1 toilet did flush but spurted water out of the bowl and dribbling down onto the floor
And the last toilet was perfect, except for the smashed off lock and plastic toilet seat.
Holly and Rachel were disgusted.
Marco wasn’t feeling too good either . . .

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Now you know who these people are:
Image from web.
And you’d probably thought that you’d seen the last of the guy on the right.
Well you were wrong.
It’s a fight against this guy.
Image from web, edited by Ben.
And this guy.

Image from web, edited by Ben.
Now John Howard may no longer be the Australian Prime Minister but he is still angry.
He is angry because he is sick of sitting at home twiddling his thumbs all day.
So he decided to do something about it . . . .
Image from web.
And as you know with politics . . . Nothing ends well . . . .
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The above story is not true, no relation to the politics

That’s All For BGTN
Images of people in school have not been displayed in this segment.
The only images of people are public icons or well known people.



BGTN S01 Episode 1


Welcome To BGTN

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Now you’d probably know this symbol . . .
It’s the Volkswagen Symbol . . .
And you’d probably also know that this is one of their cars:
Well the Volkswagen company decided to try something, they strapped a few rockets onto one of their cars to see how it would go . . .
It left the ground but lets just say it didn’t end well . . .
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There has been a toothpaste scare throughout the country today.
Apparently some terrorists had gotten into one of the toothpaste companies and started planting bombs in the toothpaste.
So if you end up looking like this . . .
You’ll know why . . .
That’s all for BGTN!



Extra-National Bad Hair Week

Now you may have noticed that my hair is everywhere this week.
Don’t tell me you didn’t get the letter!
In the post the National Bad Hair Week Letter. Are you sure?
You wouldn’t think that I’d have a bad hair day, certainly not, I’ve got Bad Hair because of Bad Hair Week.

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I Can’t believe you didn’t get the letter, Oh well. . .
On Today’s Show . . . .
This is a segment from before S01E03 started.


I am Ben,
And I believe that imagination can help you in many different ways.
BGTN would never have been invented without imagination, neither would Ben A Ball.
For Example,
If you see a grown person walking around pretending that he’s a robot you would probably think he’s gone mad. If you see a young kid walking around pretending he’s a robot you would probably think it is cool or cute. If you see an actor pretending he’s a robot in front of a blue screen you’d probably think he’s stupid. Until they add the special effects and the backdrop. Imagination is the key. People can say that imagination is for kids or the mad. But really they’re watching people on TV that are using their imagination. If you imagine you can come up with heaps. How else would people have thought to travel to the moon? To design these amazing devices that can connect to a gigantic amount of space called the internet. And the amazing ways of communicating? There’s more to imagination than you think. Have a think of this as well. Hopefully i have opened your mind a bit. (You are probably thinking something like, ‘This guys a loony’ or something) Imagine this. Space. 
Floating in space, darkness. 
The stars. 
Traveling through space.
 At high speed. 
Traveling forever.
Into Eternal Darkness.

Exclusive Ben A Ball The Darkness Provails

An Exclusive Ben A Ball The Darkness Provails short version story.

I never thought it would happen.

I figured that after the Idle Of Fire had been destroyed that the world would be back to normal, that the sun would shine, that the harsh hurricanes and coarse winds would vanish and of course that the freezing ice would melt.

I was wrong.


Cold, black, darkness.

I am Ben, the leader of Ben-A-Ball.

Saver of Humans, Ethopionains, Antrogrophians and possibly 900 other species.

And I am lying on the grass, remembering where I was.

‘I recall being outside a warehouse,’ I thought, ‘and it was full of Cydroid parts.’

Partly trying to get up off the ground and partly thinking I continued.

‘Or was I on a field? I recall a rift and . . .  dinosaurs . . .’

I stared at the sky, Black.

I stared around me, Black.

Only when the darkness was moving around did I realise what it was.

Creatures, black cloth-like creatures, floating in the air like oil on water.

Knowing the situation was difficult.

I had forgotten where and when I was.

But I now remember. Memories start flooding back.

I remember the Idle Of Fire that Ash and I had opened.

There was like a flame inside burning away. Then the next thing I know the Idle Of Fire flies out of our icy cold hands and stabs itself into the ground.

A huge rift appeared in the ground, and dinosaurs started coming out.

But these creatures around me aren’t dinosaurs, no way, they are like a piece of see-through black cloth. Like floating black water.

Of course! Ash and I rounded them up and then somehow moved the rift to the darkest of space.

I hear a voice; “Ben!” called the voice.

I gathered that it was Ash, “What are these things!”

I attempted to kick one of the swirling creatures.

“I have no idea!” I scream.

Feeling my belt I found a hard shaped device. I didn’t know what it was but I hoped it would help. I pressed a button and the darkness faded. A blinding light flashed. I could see that I was holding a flare. I could also see the dark creatures slowly floating away. The swirling darkness stopped and slowly moved back.

“Run!” screamed Ash.

We sped out from under the darkness and ran. The creatures moved out of the way as we ran . . .that is . . . until the flare ran out.

The dark creatures moved forward as smoothly as the tide lapping the shore.

Slowly . . . Towards us.

We were doomed.

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